Get this bird in the White House they need their help with policy
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Anonymous16w
This took me four full minutes of reading and rereading to understand and then I finally laughed
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Anonymous16w
Parrot knows what’s up
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Anonymous#216w
You can only enter the women’s bathroom if the parrot bites you ☝🏻
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Anonymous#316w
Parrots at the dmv and your gender is decided on whether they bite you or not if they put their mouth on you but they don’t bite you you’re non-binary
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Anonymous#216w
shortly after i came out as nonbinary to some friends i met one of their dogs who is almost always aggressive with men and cuddly with women. the dog walked up to me, licked my hand once, then farted and walked away