Oh, no! I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it. :(
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Anonymous15w
I love the internet :)
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Anonymous15w
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Anonymous15w
man i don’t think me and or my brother (jersey mike) will be able to make it :(
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Anonymous15w
Oh no guys I don’t think I’ll make it, my grandpa is dying (he actually is tho)
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Anonymous15w
registered my good friends Hillary Clinton and Obama. don’t think they can make it anymore 💔
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Anonymous15w
I will be supporting my Army brothers but I don’t give an F about Trumps birthday. It’s not what the parade is supposed to be about
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Anonymous15w
shoot it looks like i need to be the officiant at my dog’s wedding :/
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Anonymous15w
is it free to do that? i ain’t paying money to that bitch but if it’s free im telling all my friends and family immediately
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Anonymous15w
cranjis mcbasketball will NOT be in attendance
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Anonymous15w
Tickets reserved!! Too bad I think I’ll be out of the country on that day
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Anonymous15w
we did this last time as it was devastating, hope they never learn
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Anonymous15w
It’s been done (I put a common name so I can’t be weeded out as fake immediately)
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Anonymous15w
Aw drats, Cumming Onface and his friend Pussing can't make it
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Anonymous15w
Got my seat!! Unfortunately i cant make it tho i got court
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Anonymous15w
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Anonymous15w
This is a great idea but I'm sure he'll use it to claim that 30 million people or whatever were there, even if it's clearly empty
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Anonymous15w
My cousin and I both applied two tickets each.
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Anonymous15w
Do I have to put in a real phone number and email?
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Anonymous15w
So someone thinks they’re sly by using 867-5309 in like every area code
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Anonymous15w
unfortunately i dont think ea nasir and his opp will be attending
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Anonymous#315w
Oh I love your name
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Anonymous#515w
I’m sorry to hear that and wish you and your family the best
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Anonymous#615w
Thank you so much
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Anonymous#815w
yikyak isn’t letting me post my picture but i reserved two tickets under the names jimmy john and jersey mike
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Anonymous#915w
omg lmfao it is free
i put in fake but believable names and numbers and also my high school ocps email that is long deactivated plus one of my many burners
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Anonymous#815w
i love you
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Anonymous#1015w
Obama would be the first to go to a military parade lmao….
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Anonymous#715w
Real support the troops they sacrifice everything for us!
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Anonymous#715w
worst part is the parade isnt for army members or veterans, its for the anniversary of the establishment of the military 250 years ago
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Anonymous#315w
Penis Balls and his partner Big Balls are NOT coming
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Anonymous#2015w
Or 300 million or whatever insane number he can find
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Anonymousmother_russia15w
I put random numbers and letters and for the email end it w @yahoo.com bcus who tf uses yahoo
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Anonymousmother_russia15w
There are a bunch of fake numbers that’ll work. Emails I just used a couple of my five billion burners
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Anonymous#1715w
Okay thanks y’all!
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Anonymous#1715w
emails can be literally anything, i got away with using this. numbers have to be the right amount of digits only i think and not repeated
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Anonymous#2015w
he can claim all he wants, doesn’t make it true
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AnonymousOP15w
Okay thank you!
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AnonymousOP15w
i used my long-deactivated school email from high school. that shit doesn’t exist anymore. i also have a bunch of burner emails and deadass used my old high school student id number as my “phone number” (i don’t think the first three digits are even a valid area code)
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Anonymous#1715w
i’m loving these names
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Anonymous#715w
support them at a different event, this one dgaf about them
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Anonymousmother_russia15w
i put the doge email lmao
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Anonymous#915w
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Anonymous#1915w
omg that’s so funny
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Anonymous#1915w
LMAO
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Anonymous#915w
can’t believe they took theromanempire.gg as a real website
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Anonymous#515w
Yall making a bunch of different ones is helping me be less sad 🥹👍🏼
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Anonymous#2015w
Billʸuns and billʸuns and billʸuns!!
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Anonymous#2015w
he’s going to do that anyway lmao
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Anonymous#115w
Love this but Trump has no problem bragging about numbers regardless of actual turnout. He will just be like "We had millions and millions of people RSVP, it was the biggest event ever"