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250th Anniversary of the U.S. Army Grand Military Parade and Celebration

events.america250.org

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Anonymous 15w

Oh, no! I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it. :(

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Anonymous 15w

I love the internet :)

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Anonymous 15w
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Anonymous 15w

man i don’t think me and or my brother (jersey mike) will be able to make it :(

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Anonymous 15w

Oh no guys I don’t think I’ll make it, my grandpa is dying (he actually is tho)

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Anonymous 15w

registered my good friends Hillary Clinton and Obama. don’t think they can make it anymore 💔

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Anonymous 15w

I will be supporting my Army brothers but I don’t give an F about Trumps birthday. It’s not what the parade is supposed to be about

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Anonymous 15w

shoot it looks like i need to be the officiant at my dog’s wedding :/

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Anonymous 15w

is it free to do that? i ain’t paying money to that bitch but if it’s free im telling all my friends and family immediately

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Anonymous 15w

cranjis mcbasketball will NOT be in attendance

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Anonymous 15w

Tickets reserved!! Too bad I think I’ll be out of the country on that day

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Anonymous 15w

we did this last time as it was devastating, hope they never learn

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Anonymous 15w

It’s been done (I put a common name so I can’t be weeded out as fake immediately)

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Anonymous 15w

Aw drats, Cumming Onface and his friend Pussing can't make it

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Anonymous 15w

Got my seat!! Unfortunately i cant make it tho i got court

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Anonymous 15w
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Anonymous 15w

This is a great idea but I'm sure he'll use it to claim that 30 million people or whatever were there, even if it's clearly empty

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Anonymous 15w

My cousin and I both applied two tickets each.

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Anonymous 15w

Do I have to put in a real phone number and email?

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Anonymous 15w

So someone thinks they’re sly by using 867-5309 in like every area code

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Anonymous 15w

unfortunately i dont think ea nasir and his opp will be attending

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15w

Oh I love your name

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 15w

I’m sorry to hear that and wish you and your family the best

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 15w

Thank you so much

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 15w

yikyak isn’t letting me post my picture but i reserved two tickets under the names jimmy john and jersey mike

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 15w

omg lmfao it is free i put in fake but believable names and numbers and also my high school ocps email that is long deactivated plus one of my many burners

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 15w

i love you

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 15w

Obama would be the first to go to a military parade lmao….

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 15w

Real support the troops they sacrifice everything for us!

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 15w

worst part is the parade isnt for army members or veterans, its for the anniversary of the establishment of the military 250 years ago

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15w

Penis Balls and his partner Big Balls are NOT coming

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 15w

Or 300 million or whatever insane number he can find

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Anonymous replying to -> mother_russia 15w

I put random numbers and letters and for the email end it w @yahoo.com bcus who tf uses yahoo

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Anonymous replying to -> mother_russia 15w

There are a bunch of fake numbers that’ll work. Emails I just used a couple of my five billion burners

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 15w

Okay thanks y’all!

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 15w

emails can be literally anything, i got away with using this. numbers have to be the right amount of digits only i think and not repeated

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 15w

he can claim all he wants, doesn’t make it true

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15w

Okay thank you!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15w

i used my long-deactivated school email from high school. that shit doesn’t exist anymore. i also have a bunch of burner emails and deadass used my old high school student id number as my “phone number” (i don’t think the first three digits are even a valid area code)

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 15w

i’m loving these names

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 15w

support them at a different event, this one dgaf about them

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Anonymous replying to -> mother_russia 15w

i put the doge email lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 15w
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Anonymous replying to -> #19 15w

omg that’s so funny

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 15w

LMAO

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 15w

can’t believe they took theromanempire.gg as a real website

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 15w

Yall making a bunch of different ones is helping me be less sad 🥹👍🏼

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 15w

Billʸuns and billʸuns and billʸuns!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 15w

he’s going to do that anyway lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 15w

Love this but Trump has no problem bragging about numbers regardless of actual turnout. He will just be like "We had millions and millions of people RSVP, it was the biggest event ever"

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 15w

I put my ex and opted him in for texts 😋

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 15w

This is the best name I’ve ever seen

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 15w

lmfaoooo

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15w

Mike Hunt

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