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[jotting in notebook] green bay packers... ? ... investigate further
“MY DICK FELL OFF!”
it tried to escape
What is a packer?
Basically a squishy rubber dick, it just makes you look like you got a dick in your pants lol. Helps fill out the crotch area of men’s pants/underwear
Oh, haha, you’ve gotta wear tight briefs for that so it doesn’t fall out then!
I had on briefs, shit slid right out of the left leg hole and down my pant leg lmao
It DID escape lmao