jokes on him, now he's a gaying mantis

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When I was a kid I found one outside of my dentists office and I thought I had to rescue it because there wasn’t any foliage around and I live by the woods. So my ass stole the mf and brought it into the car without my mom knowing. I didn’t know they could fly…it started flying around while my mom was driving. 0/10 experience, wouldn’t recommend.

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Nice scyther

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prang mantis

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bug.

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siiiiiick

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So cuteee

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hell yeah

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