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LGBTQIA+ 8w
Somewhere out there right now there’s a heterosexual man who lasts under 2 minutes in bed and has never successfully made a woman orgasm in his entire life telling a lesbian he can convert her. 🤣🤣🤣
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Anonymous 8w

genuinely did have a man say straight sex lasts 5 minutes max to me once, then told me he couldn't bring himself to touch a woman

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Anonymous 8w

this is really honestly every man

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Anonymous 8w

And that lesbian is laughing in his face before leaving him standing all alone, looking like a loser. And it’s been me many many times

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Anonymous 6w

That sounds like every lesbian ive been with :/

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

oh wtf 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

yes i am a lesbian, yes he did say this to try to convince me to try it out 😭 his poor ex i feel so bad for her

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

that's actually insane, like did he actually think that that's convincing😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

i think so 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

More like “men can only last 5 mins” I’m 100 percent sure that straight women would not be happy with 5 mins… why don’t they make their men be better? I don’t get it. They need to start serving themselves better and telling their men what they need to do to please them or- leave. God it’s so easy. Straight women are such an embarrassment to our sex sometimes.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

Bro.💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 6w

Finish fast and dont make me finish. Im also a lesbian btw

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

ok same are you me????💔

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 6w

Its so frustrating tbh :/ after 15 women youd think one wouldve cracked the code

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

that’s crazyyy what the hell. we’ll find our wives one day 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 6w

My current girl is working on it 🤷

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

HELL YEAH 💪

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 3w

Wait all the women you’ve been with have finished fast and not reciprocated??? How?!?! What is your type?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

Is he gay? He can’t even touch a woman?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 3w

Wtf!? What kinda women are you hooking up with fr

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 3w

Trans women who ig dont know what to do with a clit. Sex is great in other ways but tbh i can barely even come with a vibrator around another person

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 3w

Oh…. Yeah that’s still male anatomy so yeah

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