“You shall not lie with a male as with a woman” -> bible says don’t fuck men -> the bible is telling me to be a bottom instead -> so I am actually doing the lords work checkmate homophobes
All bottoms go to heaven all tops go to hell says god
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Anonymous7w
Leviticus doesn’t apply to Christians anyway, but homophobic Christians just loooooove to conveniently forget about that when it comes to gay people
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Anonymous6w
Amen
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Anonymous#17w
Before someone gets on my ass about it, if you aren’t regularly sacrificing lambs at the altar of your local temple, then you aren’t following Leviticus’s instructions
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Anonymous#17w
also something about wearing mixed fabrics is sinful