i survived 2012 ill survive this

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Please take the Christians away so we can live in peace

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first rapture kinda nervy

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Venmo me before <3

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I’m getting so dolled up, ain’t no way I’m going to hell looking basic 💅✨

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it’s always on my birthday bro

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If only we could get so lucky

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I RSVPed no.

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If only we were so lucky to have all the evangelicals disappear like that. We’d finally be able to make some fucking progress in the world.

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Raptors tomorrow? I thought the season starts next month

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It’ll be a party either way. What with homecoming and all.

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Gonna be in shul. XD

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bouta go skeet shooting ain’t no one making it

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Dude what is with the rapture? 😭😭😭

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