my dad said X to me physically and it genuinely took me a second to figure out wtf he meant

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And my own #Iforget

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What about the gulf of Mexico?

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i’ll call twitter X when musk calls his daughter Vivian

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ts is still twitter on my phone and thats why i have to manually update my apps

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And that’s on god

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Realll

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Real shit

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