I saw where this was going before I even read the most of it lmao. Thanks for making me laugh

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This made my day LMAO

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🤣🤣stopppppp

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My family sent me to a stay away church camp to do the same thing an I ended up dating a girl there. That was my first girlfriend 😭

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as yall should i love that

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Haha so did I, but mine was blowing the pastors son. I would also say he was blessed in his pants. Went on for yearssss before I moved away

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that is so movie type shit

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a bless-sed mouth

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I’m jealous of the lore ngl

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now that’s what i call having the holy spirit IN you

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Me but with the pastors daughter 💔

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blessed mouth is crazy

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Was a pastor’s kid, gave my first bj in the church bathroom. Now I’m a degenerate

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The pastor tried hooking up with me

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Me and who 😭😭😭😭

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atee

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Man I wish my lore was like this

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LMAO happy pride 😂

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Why did this make me h0rny

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Gagged omg

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DIABOLICAL😂

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I was the pastor’s daughter 😝

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My parents actually kept doing similar but thought I was gay despite my efforts to say Im straight. They would take me to these friend hangouts with their friends and their children and one the “lesbian” daughters of the group ended up having sexing with me. Lol so I feel you. She definitely was “gay” lol

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I love this

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they literally took this from an ig post, didn’t actually happen to them

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