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A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword.

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Anonymous 1w

However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder:

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Anonymous 1w

Jewish uncle vibes with this joke 🤣

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מַה נִּשְׁתַּנָּה, הַלַּיְלָה הַזֶּה ‏מִכָּל הַלֵּילוֹת

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Anonymous

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Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

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