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Jewish 5w
okay that’s it. i’m over pesach. i want normal food
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Anonymous 5w

My one marketable trait is whoever marries me can have rice during Passover.

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Anonymous 5w

Also said by early disciples of Jesus lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

we don’t do rice but we do kitniyot so win ig

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

do you hold in checking each grain three times?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5w

notice how jesus has nothing to do with this post?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

No the joke was that the reason early Christians became early Christians is because they wanted normal food and were sick of celebrating Passover. It was funnier in my head 😅

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5w

i don’t know anything about christian history tbh

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