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Insane Comments 4w
The fuck is attractive about that 😭
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Confessions 4w
I used to jerk off to angry birds.
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Anonymous 4w

l loved angry birds and I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day, I was playing Angry Birds, when all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big, long, thick and girthy willy and started jerking I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it. That big red bird was so hot and those little blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

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Anonymous 4w

It’s honestly not that insane the yellow bird gives bananito he makes me wet tbh

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

OP here btw I just thought Id share a secret 😞

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

I’m not judging just curious

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Do you not get a hard on just by looking at big red?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

No

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

How do you even live bruh

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

Like everyone else

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

You on you own op

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

This guy gets it

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

Frl you don't live until you jerk your shit to the red angry bird, maybe the extra fat one if you're feeling quirky. I jerk it to the eagle every now and then too, hes so cool.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

What

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Bro I'm speaking my mind why r u hating

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

I just don’t understand

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Just try it out and then you'll understand.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

No I’m actually good

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Big red has enough dedicated gooners he not need you

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

You can’t just feel that dominant aura they give making you wanna be soooo submissive

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

No 😭😭😭😭

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