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is it bad that I would (deep down), be okay with fucking these two guys at the same time?
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Anonymous 1w

Only if I’m not one of them

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Anonymous 1w

Filthy hoe

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Anonymous 1w

you miss every shot you don’t take

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Anonymous 1w

U a fuccen hoe

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Anonymous 1w

there’s nothing unethical ab that. in fact, it’s ethically enriching to be double penetrated. it gives the men the opportunity to frot and circumvent social norms. this is a strategic vantage point to fujoshi & externally foment a sexual relation between the two while reaping pleasure—the experimentation breaks barriers, issa violent rupture of a repressive social order your polycule will bring beautiful things to the world. beware tho. barebacking isnt addiction, issa innate rite of passage.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Thanks ChatGPT

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

i didn’t use chatgpt…

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

chatgpt has a formulaic moral arc and i kept having to cut down. i used the em dash bc the spaces were looking awry. i had to purge punctuation bc it was too many characters and now you ruined the layers of my joke by being a troglodyte and primitive creature with the intelligence and wit of a single-celled organism. just because em dashes temporally precede the widespread use of GenAI by you idiots doesn’t mean that it isn’t a mainstay in journalistic and just regular syntax.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

like em dashes are literally the most beautiful thing about this ugly language that pales in comparison to the phonetically rich languages of the global south hence why they keep having to use loanwords bc nothing indigenous to english is meaningful. STOP WEDNESDAY MORNING QUARTER BACKING. YOU ARE SO MEAN!! LEAVE ME ALONE BRUH. 😭😭 you have ruined my thread and my comment. i was tryna be funny. fuck you. may the biblical plague of locusts besiege your home and LA3NAYY on your bloodline.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

What this guy said but the opposite

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Bro talking to himself

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

Yk you would do it w two girls (if ur a male)

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

Bitch whatever

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

Hahah

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