It's pretty much impossible when it's hard. And even if we could, we'd be painting the wall above the toilet yellow. The one or two times I have, I've had to lean over the toilet and bend my body at least 90 degrees.

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blood flow to the penis restricts the urethra, if you got one you either sit and push it down or you completely diagonal leaning over the toilet hoping and praying

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peeing with a boner is by far one of the worst male experiences. it takes so much concentration and is so LOUD

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putting this on my list of reasons why I’m a lesbian

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Get a boyfriend and ask him to let you hold it while he pee

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Shawty thought that we pee bricked 💀

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it’s pretty neat imo

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I mean yeah but it’s also so insane to me to just have like an open hole in your body that is that big and you can’t just like shut it like you can your mouth it’s there constantly just like moist from one thing or another air can go in it and lead to a fart and it can tear open to your fucking asshole and it’s always gotta be cleaning itself out monthly and you gotta deal w more infections if your partner doesn’t clean themselves It’s all so insane to me and I live w it everyday

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Wait, you’ve never seen a man pee before? I have them pee on camera for me all the time.

1

How about peeing through meat flaps

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