If it makes either of you guys feel better the only thing i’m getting is a surprise finger in the bum but only when I least expect it

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If it makes you feel better, the only thing I’m getting is stressed

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Enjoy the moments of getting drunk. I don’t need to prove anything to anyone by doing all those u listed

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You can get drunk and do all of those things, don’t let that stuff keep you from drinking❤️ (besides being pregnant)

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Doing a marathon is significantly easier than the rest of these

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No literally all I’m doing is getting high and trying not to die

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REAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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I’m not even getting drunk, I’m just getting evaluated for chronic illnesses 😭

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And all I’m doing is getting diagnosed with celiac disease.

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