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Insane Comments 10w

Everyone is getting engaged, pregnant, married, promoted, skinny or running a marathon. All I’m doing is getting drunk. Y’all need to calm down.

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Anonymous 10w

If it makes either of you guys feel better the only thing i’m getting is a surprise finger in the bum but only when I least expect it

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Anonymous 10w

If it makes you feel better, the only thing I’m getting is stressed

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Anonymous 10w

Enjoy the moments of getting drunk. I don’t need to prove anything to anyone by doing all those u listed

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Anonymous 10w

You can get drunk and do all of those things, don’t let that stuff keep you from drinking❤️ (besides being pregnant)

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Anonymous 10w

Doing a marathon is significantly easier than the rest of these

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Anonymous 10w

No literally all I’m doing is getting high and trying not to die

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Anonymous 10w

And all I’m doing is getting diagnosed with celiac disease.

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Anonymous 10w

me when i got engaged, skinny, and promoted😅

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Anonymous 10w

REAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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Anonymous 10w

I’m not even getting drunk, I’m just getting evaluated for chronic illnesses 😭

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Anonymous 10w

seriously bc why am i the only one not getting skinny

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Anonymous

#4 10w

lmaooooo

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Anonymous

#2 9w

the ONLY thing? I'd kill for that

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Anonymous

#4 9w

It is not harder to get creampied than to run a marathon be fr 😭

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Anonymous

#16 9w

Or be skinny

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Anonymous

#16 9w

spoken like someone that hasn't been through pregnancy 💀

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Anonymous

#16 9w

It says getting skinny not already being skinny

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Anonymous

#4 9w

Getting skinny is still not harder than running a marathon unless you are extremely obese

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