Don’t forget the beans

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I hate everything you stand for.

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Not the eggs 😭

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That stuff is in everything, except the heat from the Frank’s; you’re better off with chili flakes. The standalone eggs are just for stench, and I’ve never heard of anyone having the farts from a Slim Jim. Pepper and garlic salt are in everything, not sure why they’re there. Chili beans are the way to go. Also, as much as I love Little Caesar’s, they make me go every time.

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Ohhh damn the magical fruit

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