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You woke up at 7 am because your body normally does. I woke at 7 am because there was straight liquid coming out of my ass. We are not the same.
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Anonymous 1w

wake up take a shit get out of bed

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Anonymous 1w

No, no - I woke up for the same reason, we are the same.

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Anonymous 1w

I’m glad at least wasn’t none of that queer liquid 🤠

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Anonymous 1w

hangover type shiii

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Anonymous 1w

What did you eat the night before dawg?🥀

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Anonymous 1w

lmaoooo

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Anonymous 1w

😟

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Anonymous 1w

Dear Yik Yaker, I’m so sorry that happened to you that sounds horrible. Sincerely, ur_mayo

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Take a shit Wake up Get out of bed

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Anonymous replying to -> superkhief 1w

😲😲😲

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Anonymous replying to -> superkhief 1w

I have met my match

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Guess we have to fuck now

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Anonymous replying to -> superkhief 1w

Twin

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Anonymous replying to -> superkhief 1w

I’m a dude

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Anonymous replying to -> superkhief 1w

Do you like it in the back door? 😏

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

I’m a giver not a taker 😏

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Anonymous replying to -> superkhief 1w

*sigh, pulls pants down

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

He deserved it

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

Least he didn’t shat bust outta his arse

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

Get out of bed Take a shit Wake up

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 1w

Wake up Take a shit Eat breakfast Get out of bed

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