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“that shit won’t fly in college” that shit in college:
15365 upvotes, 30 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Insane Comments. "“that shit won’t fly in college”

that shit in college:"
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Anonymous 23h

Physics teacher: “Imagine a spherical chicken in a vacuum”

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Anonymous 21h

The shit I pull as an instructor at a college would get me fired on my first day at a high school.

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Anonymous 22h

shoulda been a picture of poop in the sky

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Anonymous 21h

this gets reposted literally every week

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Anonymous 20h

Havent i seen this post 4 times

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Anonymous 22h

Not the flying turtle

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Anonymous 14h

Yeah we all saw this exact post the first 13 times

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Anonymous 21h

It’s funny a lot more fly

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Anonymous 19h

the pigs are flying

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Anonymous 11h

I genuinely don’t do jack shit ts is so easy

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 22h

tom pearl ass comment

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 22h

ew no

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 21h

Do tell

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 21h

Oversharing because I just need to kill time (my class is roughly equivalent to 25 credits). Calling students dumb fucks (jovially) Making them roll a d20 to ask a question. Going on unhinged rants about how much I hate certain airplanes. There’s probably more but I’m to the point I don’t know what’s normal.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 21h

I’ve been told it’s abnormal to make them come with me on smoke breaks so I can keep instructing.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20h
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Anonymous replying to -> #8 20h
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Anonymous replying to -> #9 19h

bro hasn't aged a yaktosecond

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 16h

I want to be your student

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 15h

One of my middle school teachers made us shake a magic 8 ball for certain requests, and another had a plastic bone as a hall pass. rolling D20 sounds like a vibe

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 14h

20-25 classroom hours a week for 11 weeks and I can and have failed students before they even took their final. Plus another ~12 hours a week of homework. If you want to deal with that, I’d be happy to have you.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 14h

Ew nevermind 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 14h

disgusting homework duration brother

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 14h

I mean it’s technically optional but if they don’t do it, then they’re kinda fucked as far as learning.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 14h

First hour of class is just peer grading the homework and answering questions they have.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 12h

What class do you teach for it to be equivalent to 25 CREDITS 😭😭 history of God himself?

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 12h

I instruct the aircraft dispatcher certification course at a community college.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 12h

Ah ok I see why now 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 10h

I teach the part time class, too. When I went and got it, it was that condensed into 4 weeks. I was threatened with a gun like 3 times by my instructor for being stupid.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 8h

Karma farming central every time

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