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these tree be smelling like a straight cumshot
1092 upvotes, 31 comments. Sidechat image post by touse67sendy in Insane Comments. "these tree be smelling like a straight cumshot"
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Anonymous 5d

until someone can tell me their true purpose to the environment ill forever hate them cause theyve brought nothing but funk and allergies

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Anonymous 4d

The beautiful cum tree

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Anonymous 4d

No wonder I get so hungry when im in their vicinity

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Anonymous 4d

Pruning tip! Cut the stem horizontal and flush with the ground for best results! 🤗

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Anonymous 4d

The weather gets warmer by a couple degrees, now everything smells like a cum tree

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Anonymous 5d

I thank god everyday I can’t smell those

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Anonymous 4d

nahh cum smells better

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Anonymous 4d

As a horticulture student, I despise these trees with every fiber of my being

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Anonymous 4d

Fr smelling like stank ahh puh

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Anonymous 4d

Yes! These are them! I was just talking about these trees a few weeks or a month ago on here, thank you!

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Anonymous 4d

They’re fish pussy trees

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Anonymous 4d

Is it weird that I can’t smell these? Like why?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5d

They’re Bradford pear trees and they’re invasive 😠

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

We should’ve just planted native trees or edible fruit trees

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

Omg they’re invasive?? NOOOO I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE SO PRETTY AND I CALLED THM POPCORN TREES AND I ALWAYS LOOKED FORWARD TO THEIR BLOOM 😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5d

When they first were introduced, arborist calmed they weren’t invasive, but man were they wrong.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4d

As in you cant smell These or you cant smell anything?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4d

yeahhh they really don’t have much of a purpose 😭 they were planted en masse because they grow quickly and have pretty white flowers. however, the “grow really quickly” part has made it so that these trees are SUPER invasive and outcompete native plants… but they also have really weak wood so they fall down easily! i dual enrolled in hs and did a garden center technician certificate, and my woody plant id prof described them as “junk trees,” which she didn’t do for almost any other plant!

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Anonymous replying to -> localtreefairy 4d

Wow very interesting! I followed you in case you decide to post more tree related content hehe

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

oh thank you!! i post a lot in my college’s yikyak but i may start plantposting in other subgroups at some point too :D

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4d

They have no purpose they actually ruin the environment

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4d

I just can’t smell the trees 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 4d

I’m dead.

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Anonymous replying to -> localtreefairy 4d

I love you tree lady

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 4d

Invasive smelly trees 👹👹

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 4d

Idk I personally think they only smell distinctly like cum But 🤷🏻

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 4d

I also haven’t smelled them in a while Nor did I feel as though the scent was more fishy than somewhat fresh & bitter & … well just distinctly like cum

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 4d

But I do think I can see why somebody might say that or call it a somewhat fish like or stank smell

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 4d

Ykw some can smell like cum but i think it depends on the weather cs its mad hot here and just fries up the leaves and its smelly but when it was cold it wasnt that stinky more like cum ig

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 4d

Word yeah I believe you

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 4d

Probably depends on what stage of spring the tree is in and how far in bloom it is as well. Yeah you’re likely correct

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