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208 upvotes, 32 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Insane Comments.
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Anonymous 12w

I cannot emphasise enough how lovely bidets are.

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Anonymous 12w

When there’s poo on your hand you wash them with soap but when there’s poo on your bum you wipe with a tissue?

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Anonymous 12w

Permanent market shit

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Anonymous 12w

take a shower

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Anonymous 12w

When you wipe so hard your bleeding and there’s still dookie, but you can’t while no more because the blood is soaking through all the toilet paper

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

Caught a Brit in the act

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 12w

After you poo at work do you shower

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

you’re brave to poop at work

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12w

can’t get a bidet in public 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 12w

shitting on the company dime is the best wym?!

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

yeah, but i like to shower after. lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 12w

if i showered every time i shit i would be wasting water cause i would have to shower 2-3 times a day 🥲

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

not every time. sometimes, i get a really clean one, but not usually

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 12w

fair enough

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

Pro: bidet Con: public one 🤢

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12w

Use a water bottle

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

Just use a water bottle wtf

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

girl i am not bringing a water bottle into the bathroom every time i go, that’s insane

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

It’s insane to walk around with shit on your ass like it’s normal

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

i don’t walk around with shit on my ass, because i know how to wipe correctly. idiot

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

why are you turning this into an argument? over literal shit LMFAOOOO

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

Do you wipe with a dry tissue when you have shit on your hands? Do you wipe and say it’s fine?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

What about when you clean a baby’s ass? Do you just wipe with a dry tissue?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

Why don’t you just wipe with a dry tissue when you wash your dishes

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

what the hell are you even talking about at this point.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

i use wet wipes on myself, so no i don’t just use dry tissue and i surely don’t leave shit on my ass. you know NOTHING about me, so why are you assuming the most?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

Right then so why you defending wiping with a dry tissue only 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

you fucking idiot that’s not what i was talking about at all. i literally just said you can’t get bidets in public especially when you’re at work. you’re just fucking stupid

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

And I gave you the solution to that problem

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

You can even pop a little hole in the top of the bottle so you can spray a steady stream of water

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

You can take a little plastic water bottle with you to the toilet it’s not insane to clean your ass

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 12w

What the 💀💀

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