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“that shit won’t fly in college” that shit in college:
21479 upvotes, 39 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Insane Comments. "“that shit won’t fly in college”

that shit in college:"
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Anonymous 8w

as a freshman im astonished by how the professors dont give a fuck

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Anonymous 8w

I’ve deadass had professors be like “yeah I don’t feel like coming in today so I’m cancelling class”

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Anonymous 8w

I got away with SO much shit in college compared to high school.

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Anonymous 8w

Deadass watched 5 episodes of Elmo in German in one of my classes. I miss my professor, she was such a cutie 😪

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Anonymous 8w

all my high school teachers made me horrified for college cause the professors weren’t gonna tolerate shit. they’re chiller than any of my high school teachers fr

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Anonymous 8w

Fr dog I literally showed up with a stuff animal to use as a pillow for my back during class. My professor did not care at all.

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Anonymous 8w

As an art major, some of the teachers just leave and let the class go on unsupervised 😭

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Anonymous 8w

Go BIRDS !!!

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Anonymous 8w

Most professors genuinely don’t give a crap about the stuff elementary and high school teachers did. I can bring in a while ass meal to class and the only thing my professor says is “that smells good.” I used to be filled with so much anxiety about college until I was in college.

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Anonymous 8w

unfortunately not my experience at a very tiny private liberal arts college… they were strict asf

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Anonymous 8w

In my cinema class we ended up teaching our professor about YTP

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Anonymous 8w

Different feeling when you get a 100 on the final cause the professor felt like we got the gist of it

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Anonymous 7w

Profs really either don’t gaf or make everything a challenge

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Anonymous 8w

Those tenured profs are a different breed. They are one of two options. Either they give no fucks because they’re just there to do research or they give no fucks because they just want to freely yap and info dump about their favorite subject. The worst and most evil prof I ever had was some adjunct phd student that took everything wayyyy too seriously

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Anonymous 8w

deadass bro, i be showing up to class with food sometimes if i don't have time to eat before. Especially in classes of like 300+ people, profs are NOT gonna gaf

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Anonymous 7w

i had a professor who sometimes brought his dog to class (corgi named noodles) and she just sat at my feet so i’d pet her the whole time😭it was fantastic

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Anonymous 8w

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Anonymous 8w

That’s magnezone

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Anonymous 7w

Shit is flying

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

they really don't gaf. sometimes there's the odd one out who takes it a little too seriously and will stop class and call you otu for talking (which lowkey valid ngl)

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8w

Hell yeah

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

First year

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

Literally! Like I went to college prep high school and they were so strict and talked as if college would be like being in the military but college has been so chill for the most part. The students don’t care and neither do a lot of the teachers 💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 8w

Wait that’s amazing 💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

Why German? 😂 Were you taking German?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 8w

That’s kinda crazy tbh but ok then 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 8w

No, spanish

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

You are Fresh meat give it time

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 7w

This may be one of the truest statements I’ve ever heard since my time at UF so far (imma sophomore)

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

Also at a small liberal arts college but they are still chill asf…

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 7w

omg occasionally I'll do nude figure modeling for the art classes and no one told me the prof doesn't come to the Wednesday classes. so it was just me naked in front of all my peers with no teacher to direct me on how to pose, we figured it out but it was so awkward for a minute😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 7w

How does that work (nude figure modeling)? I’ve always been so curious. 🤔

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 7w

the class I modeled for was focused on accurately drawing human anatomy! there was a stage in the middle of the room and the easels were in a circle around it. I did two types of poses: one was actions poses (which I hate lol) it's a standing pose where you act out actions like throwing a frisbee or doing a spin, and the class tells you when to freeze in that action and I hold it for two mins. the second was a sitting pose where I would sit as twisted as possible for an hour (with breaks)

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 7w

Wow, that’s interesting!

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 7w

everyone was always super respectful to me and people just get so focused on their art they don't even care what you look like. the only awkward part is for the long poses I would have to get traced so I could resume the pose after my short break so strangers would have to get like eye level with my vagina lol. but its so hard to hold poses for a long time! especially since I was on a stool and I didn't have anywhere to set my feet so I was operating off of zero support

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 7w

This prolly sounds weird but is it actually fully nude? 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 7w

yep! everything's out and exposed lol I wear a robe right until we're ready to start though

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 7w

Wow. Do they take both guys and gals?

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 7w

at my school yes!

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