About every third sentence from my computer science professor.
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Anonymous3w
“Everyone in the world should meet physical fitness requirements so we don’t have an excess of fat people because they’re disgusting to look at”
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Anonymous#13w
“College is a lot less fun than killing people.”
“I’m going to be double penetrated.”
“If I want to play a first-person shooter, I’ll get some guns.”
“Destroy the enemy! Crush them under your feet!”
All real quotes. 😂 (He was in the military in the 80s).