-cares about height to the point of insulting and dehumanizing men shorter than average (statically 50% have to be)
- hates educated and autistic people I guess?
- doesn’t like hygiene practices
- how is a job an ick?
- how is being a jailbird ideal??
- shorter than 6’1 (5’11 is basically a hobbit)
- texts with perfect grammar AND punctuation
- sneezes into his elbow
- has a stable job with benefits
- hasn’t been to jail in the last year
- knows how to cook better than me
- offers jacket when it’s cold