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Hookup Horror Stories 6w
guys how do i talk dirty to my girl i feel so weird everytime i try and it just comes out awkwardly
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Anonymous 6w

What does she like to hear? Say what you want to do to her. Say how u feel about her. Tell her how she makes u feel. Use vulgar language that she’s comfortable with hearing. Some women are into disrespect, others are into praise. Learn the art of saying the same thing three different ways lol

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Anonymous 6w

First things first: everything about dirty talk will be corny. Go with the flow she’s taking you

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Anonymous 6w

“Do you want it?” *slides your dih on her opening” If she says yes, grab one of her arms and place you other hand on her back and push her to the bed. Whisper to her “then you’ll have it”

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Then go crazyyyy. I write hella smut so it’ll work trust.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

ALSO when you whisper to her you GOTTA lean into her ear. Make sure your body is hovering over her back. Yes yes.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

And if she says no, then get up and cry in the corner and tell her how pathetic you are.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Maybe jork it and cry too! For added sexual and emotional tension.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

what

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

I gave you step-by-step instructions. Just follow ts.

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