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I was touching his circumsision scar and I said “promise me you’ll stop for me”… then he kicked me out
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Anonymous 35w

He didn’t wanna let u lick stars around his scars :(((

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Anonymous 35w

“They hurt you…”

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Anonymous 35w

That’s so funny

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Anonymous 35w

Wait I’m gonna do this to my bf

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Anonymous 35w

Who hurt you… Tell me their name

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Anonymous 34w

“they made you cry…🥺🥲but that will end tonight👿🥴😈. you are the only thing that’s right about this broken world🥹”

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Anonymous 35w

LMFAO

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Anonymous 35w

Damn I know this is a parody of another funny quote but what’s the original one again?

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Anonymous 34w

Bro couldn’t hang, I would have laughed my foreskin off

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Anonymous 35w

LMAO

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Anonymous 34w

Literally peak comedy

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Anonymous 34w

Okay YOU dodged a bullet he’s clearly not the one

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Anonymous 34w

least obvious stolen post from instagram reels

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Anonymous 35w

guys i don’t get it 🫩

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Anonymous 35w

lol

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Anonymous 34w

What does a circumcision scar look like?

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 35w

The joke is quoting some meme or movie scene or something, where someone kisses someone’s self harm scars and says “promise you’ll stop for me” So applying that scene/context to a circumcision scar

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 35w

oh shit i get it now😭 that’s fucking hilarious 😭🙏

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 35w

Cant wait

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 34w

Heathers reference in the big 25 is wild

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 34w

it’s always relevant. men will never stop being insane💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 34w

although, she did break into his house and ride him until he was broken according to her own words😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 34w

Good for him I think?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 34w

i’m not so sure either. they def deserved eachother💔

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 34w

it was so rude i just wanted to heal him 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 34w

It’s about men assuming stretch marks are self harm or it actually being self harm and them being like “stop for me🥺”

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 34w

It was the other way around in the movie 😂 it was very much implied that he had been stalking her

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 34w

when i tell you i was TERRIFIED for my girl veronica💔

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 34w

a horizontal scar on penits

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 34w

HEATHERS REFERENCE IS WILD

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