Good news? Bad news? I went to check my mailbox and I found a filled condom tied off and a note telling me that he actually lied during sex and that that is the condom he used, that he said what he did just to gauge my reaction. He might be lying now
Was doing doggy style with a guy who revealed he was MAGA. He said, "I don't actually have a condom on, and if you get pregnant you better not get an abortion. You'll marry me and be a trad-wife. Sound good?"