
That same day me and the “masseuse” guy were fucking in the shower and this dude just kept putting more and more bubbles on my back (like to the point where I peed out bubbles afterwords) and I turned around and yanked the soap bottle out of his hand, chucked it across the bathroom, and told him if he kept that shit up I would waterboard his ass. Like I wasn’t joking either I was at my wits end.