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Hookup Horror Stories 8w
Was hooking up with this girl while she was “home alone”, mid doggy her dad walks in. So I lock myself in her bathroom, jump out of her window, break my ankle, then drive off booty naked. My life is a fucking cartoon 🫩
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Anonymous 8w

Are you 20+ years older and she was screaming “daddy”? 😂

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Anonymous 8w

I would finished. Tell him get me some water and a towel.

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Anonymous 8w

Did you at least get your wallet and phone? How’d you get your keys but not your clothes?

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Anonymous 8w

I hope you’re okay man. How’s that ankle?

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Anonymous 8w

The image in my head from this is making me laugh so much

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Anonymous 8w

IM SOOOO DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

i think he would’ve broken more than an ankle if he was after jumping out a window 😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

depends how high up it was

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