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A piece of advice for my fellow guys: don’t make any claims about your dick before you have sex. Look at some of these horror stories, if you hype your shit up, you’re setting a high bar and can disappoint the other person.
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Anonymous 4w

Like lowkey I think it’s fine if they’re being dick realists, it’s those with dickmorphia who really have ti worry about this

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Anonymous 4w

Two times some dude has talked mad game and both times they finished before me and I didn’t at all

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Anonymous 4w

Mhmm cause I’ve been with guys who would swear they would tear me up and make me finish AND NOT ONE MAN HAS EVER MADE ME FINISH BEFORE 😭✌️

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Anonymous 4w

Most guys these days think sex is only for them and girls finish at the same rate as them but they don’t know how to foreplay or pleasure the other person

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Anonymous 4w

Ya I don’t ever lie about mine I know it not the best I hate it and think it small but I would make sure the women cum first before I ever do and if I do cum first I’m gonna make sure she cum after

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Anonymous 4w

They say Ariana grande only talked up Pete Davidson so future lovers would be disappointed

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Anonymous 4w

No because why did micro make me come but 7 incher hasn’t done shit

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Anonymous 4w

I dunno, kinda had beginner’s luck when I said that my head game goes crazy before even trying it(though I know for a fact that I can’t fuck for shit lmao)

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Anonymous 4w

deadass wish my bf warned me…fucking mammoth

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Anonymous 4w

That’s why I’m always humble until after the act 😂 I tell them the claims I want to make and the guy says that I’m valid 😏

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Anonymous 4w

“ Not One man has ever made me finish before” but you didn’t say the sex was bad gtafoh 😭trynna go back on what you said cause you got proved wrong, n it always some fat ahh chopped ho who wants to call someone a chud like sybau you’re just projecting at this point

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Tea

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

dickmorphia 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

That part

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

It’s even worse when they talk about stamina saying “we are going to go all night” and 8 minutes later they’re done

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

this 💔

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

NO FR 😭 and then they fall asleep

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

I relate so hard to this. Humble dick is the best dick.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 4w

They also don’t care to help us finish. My ex said something like “I don’t want to keep having sex after I finish, and you shouldn’t pressure me into it.” After I asked him to try harder to make me cum.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

bruh thats so dumb bc i feel the same way as him where once i cum i'm usually not in the mood anymore, but the difference is that because of that i always intentionally make the other person cum before i let myself do so

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

If “no guy” has ever made you finish then maybe you’re not into guys 🤷‍♀️💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

or the guys just don’t know how to make women cum??? doesn’t mean she’s into women you weirdo

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

LMFAO ofc all the typical Ho thing to say always the guys’s fault if they’re not able to make y’all finish or cum when it’s honestly a “you” problem keep that same energy when the guy says the same thing about you

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

How am I weird for pointing out facts Studies show that lesbians have orgasms at higher rates (up to 86%) compared to heterosexual women (around 65%)🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ even if it isn’t sexual related that doesn’t just mean it’s the guy‘s fault maybe STFU and do some research and figure out what’s wrong with you 😭before deciding to blame a guy for all your problems

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

I’m into women as well but that has nothing to do with the fact that men USUALLY don’t care about trying to make the woman finish, or they’re just bad at it 😂 it’s clearly not just a “me problem” since 40+ other people agree with me… but my guess is I probably struck a nerve w my comment since you’re all hot and bothered about it lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

No one here is “bothered”💀 you feminist just love grouping up together in the comments trying to rage bait telling any man whose telling you facts or defending themselves that they’re wrong and mad And btw the amount of people who agree with you (which is a bunch of feminists anyway) doesn’t mean you’re right, Epstein must’ve been a real good guy with all the people who “agreed” with him if you’re gonna go with that logic 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Why are you so mad about women being honest about their experiences? Chill the fuck out, you’re part of the problem.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

Honestly, as a woman I love having sex and in most cases it’s pleasurable but I just don’t have like a great life altering orgasm

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 4w

Right like I never said the sex was BAD 😂 I just said no man has ever made me orgasm before and that chud clearly has some deep rooted issues regarding that

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

You’re an even bigger part of the problem if you think it’s ok for woman to blame and put all men in one category for something that one man did, you need to “chill the fuck out” with this “mad” thing y’all wanna call every person who defend themselves or gives you facts “mad” neither your projection isn’t gonna work here

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Sorry, how does that study prove your point at all? What does lesbians coming at a higher rate have to do with no men having made OP come? Isn’t that just further proof that lots of straight men aren’t successful at giving women orgasms?

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 4w

bro cited a study that proves him wrong LMFAO this guys iq is below room temp in alaska

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

most men engaging in hookups don’t put the time, effort, and understanding into making a girl finish. ik a girl that went 1 for 17. go grab a tissue box

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 4w

It’s proof men aren’t the issue 🤦‍♂️

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

It’s literally not. Tell me how that proves men aren’t the issue, you provided an example where taking men out of the equation yielded better results.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 4w

How exactly does it prove me wrong

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 4w

If you’re not able to finish with the person you’re hooking up with, you’re not attracted to them or you have issues it’s simple 🤷‍♂️ cope harder

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 4w

Middle school ass insult Sybau vro

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 4w

The only reason I provided that fact was cause some other butt hurt feminist tried to say I was weird for saying they’re probably into women since no men apparently can make them finish

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

This happened to me recently and it was deadass three minutes like hello?!?

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

do you happen to have a hard time making women finish?!🥺🥺. This is a safe place…

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 4w

Unfortunately for you no, nice attempt at rage baiting 😛

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

its kinda cute how u responded to me and then someone else but then came BACK and responded to me again because you thought of a mid comeback

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

for the record if you can't see how dumb u come off saying "men arent the problem, but when no men are involved the problem decreases" ur honestly beyond help

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 4w

Not even what i said but idergaf anymore jus stfu vro, also love how you try to call me out for replying to you twice, just for you to do the same thing

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

I just saw this cause you didn’t even reply to me but just because I didn’t finish doesn’t mean it was bad… and I’m not chopped babe but I can just tell you are

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Idc you’re still chopped

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Aw poor baby’s not that literate huh, I know that’s a big word for you but I believe in you to figure it out!

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 4w

When you try to use what you think is a big word to try and sound intelligent but still come off sounding retarted asff, go take an English and learn some grammar before trying to say someone’s “not that literate” btw it would be illiterate** L rage bait attempt

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Class* since ik y’all are gonna call out everything

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Aww baby’s upset and doesn’t know what words mean 🥺 why would I say you aren’t illiterate? You clearly are ☺️

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 4w

You’re just showing how stupid you are atp

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

thank you sm!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

you said men aren't the issue, but you also said women have higher chances of having an orgasm with women than with men... so you're literally saying men are the issue...

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

actually they said it correctly, since they said "not that literate." you trying to correct them by saying "it would be illiterate**" is wrong and makes you come off as so dumb

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 4w

“Poor baby’s illiterate” * actually would’ve been the right way, just because you disagree with my opinion about another topic doesn’t change the rules of grammar, “makes you come off as so dumb” what are you, a fkin child? cope harder 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 4w

It proves my point of how me saying that the girl who claimed “no man ever made her cum” might be into girls, doesn’t make me a weirdo like that other moron was saying 🤦‍♂️

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

how is it the woman’s fault she can’t cum? you sound silly

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Both are correct lmao. "Poor baby's not that literate" just means you're not quite illiterate but you still lack literacy skills lol. Are YOU a child? Excuse me, I didn't know only children could use the word dumb. My deepest apologies!! 🫩

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

How’s does it make any more sense to blame it on a man be so fr 🤦‍♀️

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

you can’t be deadass??? a man not knowing how to please a woman, choosing not to learn, or choosing not to pleasure a woman at ALL is the man’s fault. how could it possibly make sense for it to be the woman’s fault????

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

Bc it’s your responsibility to make sure you get off😭🤷‍♂️ (with the other persons consent ofc) but use logical thinking here for a min: if you’re hooking up with someone and you’re not able to get off you’re either not attracted to them or there’s something going on with you🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Just say you’ve never been able to make someone finish lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

Just say you don’t know how the human body works💀 plenty of woman have problems getting orgasms most of y’all just can’t swallow you’re own pride long enough admit it

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

your*

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Hey you're not denying you've never made anyone finish 🤷🏽‍♀️. I fee like you have got to be rage baiting at this point...

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

I think you’re the one with a lack of understanding about human anatomy… particularly female anatomy lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 4w

Just like you’re not denying your lack of knowledge?? N Idgaf I don’t have to deny or accept anything idk you hoe 💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

Im not the one who thinks females can’t have issues preventing them from having an orgasm, but go off

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

The existence of some *women* with medical conditions is not evidence that you are correct

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Although ur correct that you don’t have to confirm or deny anything, it’s glaringly obvious

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

so not only do you think we need to make ourselves cum (which we DONT. the reason i’m having sex is for someone else to make me cum, not to make myself cum), we do NOT need consent from the man to cum or please ourselves???? hello??? and i’ve very much been attracted to a man before (in a relationship) and still not came because he put no effort in to make me cum. there’s nothing wrong with me and i shouldn’t have to please myself in order to get off. i’m not a jackoff machine, i’m a human being

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

Yea if you’re not gonna read what I said, just stfu, instead of being so concerned with trying to be right, sick of y’all feminist trynna turn everything into some stupid ass empowerment bs

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 3w

so how long have you been fucking hot pockets for

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

How long have you been a fucking idiot for?

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 3w

yoinks the incel tried to be mean to me chat

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

Projection at it finest 🙌 if you wanna rage bait someone you’re gonna have to use better words than “incel” you uneducated cuck 💀🤡

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 3w

What's the point in having sex with someone if you're gonna have to do all the pleasuring to yourself to cum? If that's the case just pleasure yourself at home. The whole point of having sex with someone else is for that other person to make you finish...

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