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Was in her car and scrolling on my phone... she told me that if I wanted to do that I could do it in my car. My reply? "But this car has boobs in it." Nailed it?
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Anonymous 23w

What??!

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Anonymous 23w

“but this car has you in it” would’ve been much more endearing and way less objectifying.. i woulda kicked you out if that was my car

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Anonymous 23w

The way men always choose to fumble

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Anonymous 23w

Definitely nailed it.👍

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 23w

Note: this is my girlfriend of 2+ years and she knew I was messing with her. I'm actually not a horrible person, I promide

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 23w

Didn’t mention the part after that where he said “I mean… you. This car has you in it.” - Gf of 2+ years <3

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 23w

But yk I love you

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 23w

ohh got it. tbf this is on hookup horror stories so i thought you didn’t know her super well lol

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