Hookup Horror Stories on Sidechat | when ex and i had sex, right after i made him finish, he turns to me and says “idk why, but this makes me want to play my banjo”. He crawls to the end of the bed butt ass naked, facing away from me, and played his banjo for 30 mins, covered in lube btw

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when ex and i had sex, right after i made him finish, he turns to me and says “idk why, but this makes me want to play my banjo”. He crawls to the end of the bed butt ass naked, facing away from me, and played his banjo for 30 mins, covered in lube btw

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Anonymous 1d

Men do the craziest things to avoid aftercare

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Anonymous 19h

blue balls? nah, blue grass

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Anonymous 1d

That’s actually fucking legendary

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Anonymous 20h

Dude became inspired by the sex

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Anonymous 18h

I’m sorry this happened to you but this is so funny

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Anonymous 8h

this is genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen on this yikyak

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Anonymous 16h

Men are interesting creatures sometimes, least you got a nice view for that 30 minutes

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Anonymous

#1 1d

bro and it was his dads old banjo too😭😭

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Anonymous

#2 1d

i thought i was actually having a fever dream 😭😭

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Anonymous

OP 1d

Dreams come true

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Anonymous

#2 1d

that’s not a dream i wanted to live HAHAHA

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Anonymous

#3 20h

so good, that i turned him blue grass 😔

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Anonymous

#4 19h

BYEEEEE

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Anonymous

#5 18h

it’s okay, i laughed about it with my roommates until i couldn’t breathe 😭😭

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Anonymous

#7 8h

what can i say, i know how to please a crowd🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous

OP 5h

Blue balls? ❌ Blue grass? ✅

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Anonymous

#8 5h

he was in a band and sings old country too, we fr went full circle 😭😭

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