Hookup Horror Stories on Sidechat | im lowkey the horror story, I was drunk af and this guys last name was Ralphs… for some reason as he was fingering me I decided to jokingly moan “WRECK IT RALPH!” bro did not find it funny lmao. I kept having giggling fits abt it so we stopped💔☹️

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im lowkey the horror story, I was drunk af and this guys last name was Ralphs… for some reason as he was fingering me I decided to jokingly moan “WRECK IT RALPH!” bro did not find it funny lmao. I kept having giggling fits abt it so we stopped💔☹️

1078 upvotes, 21 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Hookup Horror Stories. "im lowkey the horror story, I was drunk af and this guys last name was Ralphs… for some reason as he was fingering me I decided to jokingly moan “WRECK IT RALPH!” bro did not find it funny lmao. I kept having giggling fits abt it so we stopped💔☹️"

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Anonymous 9w

Girl it’s fine it’s ok queen

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Anonymous 9w

i wish i was a man with a penis named ralph, i would've liked that joke☹️💔

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Anonymous 9w

That’s actually fucking hilarious I would’ve lost my shit

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Anonymous 9w

Nah u ate that (un like him probably 💀) it’s so funny

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Anonymous 9w

He should’ve died laughing and then wrecked you with something else

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Anonymous 9w

bro does NOT deserve your humor find yourself a king who will laugh at that shit

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Anonymous 9w

He's the horror story for not finding that hilarious or wrecking it

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Anonymous 9w

Bro probably got soft like a melted Italian ice.

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Anonymous 9w

I’m sorry that’s hilarious he should’ve laughed 😭

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Anonymous 9w

I would’ve laughed out loud 🤣

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Anonymous 9w

Idk why but this reminded me of the book/show Forever (the main dude names his penis Ralph)😭😭

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Anonymous 9w

😭

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Anonymous 9w

Nah that’s hilarious you cooked with that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous 9w

bro, ngl man is lame. thats funny as fuck

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Anonymous 9w

that’s hilarious i’m ngl

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#3 9w

Lmao do u want to be named Ralph or just specifically the penis to be named Ralph?

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#9 9w

it was a tough crowd for sure

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#6 9w

that is genuinely such a hard question i don't know yet😭both would be funny asf

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#3 9w

I feel like both would be best. It’s like double Ralph or triple depend, depending on how you look at it.

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Anonymous 9w

Until then giggles was GONNEEEE I’m telling u

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#5 9w

The balls should also each be named Ralph

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