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Hookup Horror Stories 23w
he lied about his height and wanted me to give him head but he stinked 😔
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Anonymous 23w

Good hygiene is so easy

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Anonymous 23w

He you gonna be short and stink 😭

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Anonymous 23w

Stunk

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Anonymous 23w

Hope you didn’t do it still

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Anonymous 23w

as a 5’4” guy with good hygiene i’m so sorry 😭

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Anonymous 23w

I hate when it stinky down there

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Anonymous 23w

thats why i try to smell good all the time

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Anonymous 23w

I refuse to go down

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Anonymous 23w

Oh!

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Anonymous 23w

How did he stinked?

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Anonymous 23w

My bf has 5’11 on his card when he’s definitely 5’2 but his penor is squeaky clean and his one ball is aerodynamic. He’s my favorite midget.

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Anonymous 23w

I am him

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Anonymous 23w

You mean stunk. How you gon talk shit about somebody with bad grammar? Crazy that you were overly going for height is diabolical. I would’ve died with this story gang.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 23w

exactly

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 23w

😭😭 i was so pissed omg

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 23w

Any height, stinky is no good.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 23w

Please don’t tell me you did anything

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 23w

we didn’t. i left like 10 mins after

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Anonymous 23w

nah because how you gonna be tall and stink 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 23w

double homicide

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 23w

imagine this is just him the whole time 😂💀💀

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Anonymous 23w

he was but i’m too tall to be going down on a 5’5💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 23w

That’s actually crazy 🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 23w

As a man, with pubs musk, sweat,grime,etc epically if you’re active.

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 23w

LOL I feel bad but I’m kinda not at the same time.

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 23w

😭 what

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Anonymous 23w

Showers are free

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Anonymous 23w

that’s true, but it’s also common courtesy to clean up when you’re going to have sex (especially when their mouth will be on it). I have mental illnesses and financial issues, both of which make it very difficult to consistently keep up with hygiene. but if it’s a one-time thing, it’s not hard for me to do more than the bare minimum. and it’s even less difficult to understand my limits and simply not commit to something I can’t do. if you can’t keep your hygiene for a hookup, call it off.

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Anonymous 23w

Idk man I buy Irish spring bar soap in bulk bc that shit is so cheap

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 23w

Showering with water is not enough you sound effin stupid.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 23w

How are you gonna be short and overweight but go for tall guys?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 23w

No they are not 😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 23w

But just water tho???? Like huh??

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 23w

Honestly that’s fine, but you then shouldn’t expect others to go down on you either

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 23w

…what?

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 23w

making fun of someone who deleted their comment

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 23w

You can also just get travel sized soap at the dollar store if your intent is just finding soap

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 23w

How tall are you?

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