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Girlfriend is really into Yaoi, I’m bi and I said if she wanted I’d do a guy and she can watch. The ended up painting, so when I pulled out, my gf threw up, that made me throw up, then it made the guy I was topping throw up.
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Anonymous 23h

What the fuck did I just read

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Anonymous 21h

My only question is what is painting

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Anonymous 22h

Of the languages I learned to some level of fluency or just to read, English is the only one I regret.

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Anonymous 22h

Every part of this is horrible

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Anonymous 11h

i feel bad for laughing but oh my god that’s some looney tunes level misfortune

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Anonymous 1d

Some things are better off not shared on the internet 😭

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Anonymous 16h

This post is brilliant 😂😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

I can also type this in French if you’d like

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 21h

That would be even worse.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 21h

Yeah buddy, it’s called hook up horror stories

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 20h
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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20h

That’s on me for asking mb

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 19h

And that right there friends is why I will NEVER be ok with anal under any circumstance 😃👍

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 18h

A true knight is not afraid to get his blade a little dirty.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 18h

To each their own! You’re more than welcome to partake in that activity if you enjoy it lol 🫠

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 16h

Oui oui il es poopoo sur me peepee hoh hoh hoh

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 14h

Yeah but like you and your gf are weird for doing this in the first place

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 14h

I didn’t know it was illegal to crack a guy to make my girlfriend happy. You’d better call the cops I’d do it again too.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13h

Why we kinkshaming on hookup horror stories

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13h

Maybe I should have been clearer. I think cucking and non monogamy is chill and I have no problem with that, but this feels like fetishizing queer men and it’s a weird vibe. But maybe I am being too quick to judge

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13h

My brother in Christ I’m a queer man. Of course I fetishize queer men I wanna fuck them

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13h

I meant your girlfriend. And idk if you know what fetishizing means

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