Hookup Horror Stories on Sidechat | my ex was so bad at giving head. he would lick my vag canal and not my clit but his nose was so big that it would rub my clit and that’s how i would get off

Sidechat

Download

Join communities on Sidechat Download

Hookup Horror Stories 1d

my ex was so bad at giving head. he would lick my vag canal and not my clit but his nose was so big that it would rub my clit and that’s how i would get off

5605

Anonymous 1d

im fucking dead

1084

Anonymous 1d

If you turned around you could have gotten your butt rubbed too.

425

Anonymous 1d

Just... communicate with him??

290

Anonymous 1d

And u didn’t tell him or anything?

Anonymous 1d

did you ever tell him (genuine question) i wonder if he knewjjddhgdh

Anonymous 1d

IM DEADDDD

Anonymous 1d

You know what they say about a guy with a big nose

Anonymous 1d

deadass had a 35 year old dude do the exact same thing to me a couple months ago, mind u he had been married for a decade like bruh she didnt train u?????

🌯

Anonymous 1d

this is why we love big noses

Anonymous 1d

you should told him

Anonymous 1d

THE CLIT IS A LIBERAL LIE. I BEN LUKIN FER THAT THANG SINCE 19SEBBNTY2

Anonymous 1d

Was his name gru by chance? lol

Anonymous 1d

“Communication is key”

Anonymous 1d

I am so fucking sorry

Anonymous 1d

Find you a nerd. They know it’s as obvious as a boss’s weak point in any video game 😭

Anonymous 15h

I gave head for the first time 2 days ago, for context, I graduated in a biology degree and know the anatomy of the vulva. Long story short I did it correctly by licking and eating the clit. The day after my bro who has had numerous girlfriends was telling me how to do it ‘correctly’ in his words “you gotta use your tongue in the hole and flick the clit with your finger” I said, “I don’t know man that doesn’t seem right” he was like, “trust”

Anonymous 1d

That’s incredibly rough… it’s not even that hard to find

Anonymous 1d

i'm crying wtf

Anonymous 1d

I’ve never even gotten off having sex

Anonymous 1d

LMFWOOAOAOAOAOA

Anonymous 8h

my ex never gave me head but i KNOW this is exactly how the scenario would go bc that dude stayed rubbing a lip when tryna DJ the clit

Anonymous 3h

Deadass how my first hookup went buddy did not take the hint. Lights were on but ig he wasn’t home

Anonymous 15h

It’s okay my ex would give me the worst head for 30 seconds and then ask “did you cum yet?” He also went soft doing it- gayest man alive

🌹

Anonymous 10h

THIS IS FUXKING HILARIOUS AND SO TEUE

Anonymous 4h

Wait that’s so funny my ex found the clit but would be staring into my soul lights on while holding my legs in a freaking frog position and would literally just lick it like ice cream. He looked like he was drowning and there was so much external unrelated stimulation plus his slow licks directly on my clit were so weak that I would just ask him to come up 💀

Anonymous 17h

wait cus fucking same

Anonymous 8h

mine would lick the space between my thigh and cooch and really though he was doing something……….

Anonymous 12h

It’s really not that hard to find it tbh just basic anatomy

Anonymous 12h

I’m sorry? First post I read 🫣

Anonymous 11h

i’m crying 😭

Anonymous 16h

CRAZY

Anonymous 15h

Bruh

🍺

Anonymous 12h

Same

Anonymous 11h

Wait what 😂

🗒️

Anonymous 7h

LMAOOOOO

Anonymous 4h

I’m actually dying. Holy shit

Anonymous 4h

Oh okay

Anonymous 4h

Omg me tooooo

🚄

Anonymous 2h

my hb does the same thing

Anonymous 53m

i’m 6’2 dw guys

🫢

Anonymous 1d

GAOAOAOAOOAOA

Anonymous 1d

Try w my good friend yuto

Anonymous 1d

a win is a win

-3

Anonymous 23h

Shi i need some lessons than can u teach me 👀

-5

Anonymous

#5 1d

he was like ik my nose better then my dick

119

Anonymous

#7 1d

his nose was the key

Anonymous

#9 1d

i'm dead this fixed my day

Deleted 1d

Comment Deleted

Anonymous

#2 1d

he was never that freaky :(

251

Anonymous

#5 1d

i didn’t tell him that his nose would rub my clit but i’ve told him where the clit was and that he needed to come up more. he never did

Anonymous 1d

what did he say

Anonymous

#6 1d

i tried but the nose felt good

Anonymous

#3 1d

i did. i would move his hand, tell him to come up more, i even showed him where the clit was WITH THE LIGHTS ON and he still wouldn’t get the right spot😭

669

Anonymous

OP 1d

so it was sheer incompetence on his end . . . my apologies 😔 something something you can guide a horse to water but you can't make him drink

107

Anonymous

#5 1d

pretty much. it’s okay bc the man i have now is a true muncher and leaves me unable to walk and keeps going after i finish (but i also do it to him)

Anonymous

OP 1d

#deserved

Anonymous

#4 1d

Their ex was gru

Anonymous

#4 1d

she showed him with the lights on 😭

140

Anonymous

#13 1d

omg noooo😭😭 some men are just stupid

Anonymous

#5 1d

op said she did try to tell him and literally showed him where the clit was with the lights on

Anonymous

#13 1d

this makes me so disappointed

Anonymous

OP 1d

Nah I would’ve broke up with him after that cause why are you going back I know my body better than you the fuck???

213

Anonymous

OP 1d

Buddy poking your belly button like nah I think it’s here I’m positive

153

Anonymous

#3 1d

I did something like what the OP described my first time giving head (and a few times after) and the girl(s) didn’t say a THING. I even asked how it was. I realized years later after I had learned about how often women lie about how much they enjoy sex with men and did a deep dive on how to give head from lesbians on the internet. I even read a book (Come as You Are, Emily Nagoski) I know what I’m doing now but I still can’t believe how many girls didn’t just tell me

166

Anonymous

OP 1d

Good on you. That’s the kind of incompetence you gotta worry about

Anonymous

#22 1d

This is so hot that you did research that I’d wanna see how you do this 👀 don’t mind my horny brain just complimenting you

107

Anonymous

#13 1d

How old are u lol

-4

🫢

Anonymous

#27 1d

Dangggg i do find some pleasure thats crazyyy

Anonymous

#24 1d

i’m with you on this one 👀

Anonymous

#24 1d

lol… 😅 I have to admit, the book was mostly because me and one of my exes were having intimacy issues, it wasn’t really because of the poor head. Funnily enough tho, she was never interested in the book herself—which is kinda telling. I haven’t run into any issues since with any partners after tho :)

Anonymous

OP 1d

What is going on here?! 😭😭

Anonymous

OP 1d

on GOD

Anonymous

#26 1d

Anonymous

#18 1d

u & me both girlie

Anonymous

#30 21h

This is horribly demeaning as a nerd but also simultaneously flattering. I’m not sure how to feel. I didn’t learn where the clit is from playing dark souls, I swear!

Anonymous

#22 15h

Yo where exactly were we doing this research I've done some before but I need a refresher

Anonymous

#30 15h

he was a nerd :(

Anonymous

#33 15h

That’s actually adorable

Anonymous

#33 12h

This is coming from a nerd. If you ever fought the Leviathan in Dead Space it’s pretty much 1:1 💀

🦯

Anonymous

OP 10h

This is why I’m glad god blessed me with a long ass tounge

Anonymous

#2 10h

That would honestly be so nice

Anonymous

#51 8h

You’re suppose to leave a hickey there to mark your territory

Anonymous

#51 7h

this made me laugh so hard. omg girl i’m so sorry for you

Anonymous

#37 4h

Lmao he has it switched completely. Fingers inside stimulating G-spot while you use your tongue on the clit

Anonymous

#18 3h

Ear canal is where it’s at