Hookup Horror Stories on Sidechat | God forbid a girl gets distracted by the ENTERTAINING SHOW during a makeout sesh. If you don’t want that to happen, don’t put on Norbit and mute; I literally know the scenes word for word🫩

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God forbid a girl gets distracted by the ENTERTAINING SHOW during a makeout sesh. If you don’t want that to happen, don’t put on Norbit and mute; I literally know the scenes word for word🫩

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Anonymous 1w

Seriously tho, he said “I just feel like you’re not taking this seriously” and in my mind I was like ‘bro we’re just making out, what’s serious about it?’

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Anonymous 1w

I weigh 165, how you doin?!

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Anonymous 1w

“Its my birthday, its my birthday” “Norbit you can’t leave im with child”😂

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Anonymous 1w

i’ll show you how a bitch go down the slide

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Anonymous 1w

God forbid this happens to a man. Rasputia makes me feel alive in ways no real person ever could. Deep down I know it’s just Eddie Murphy in a mask, but the heart wants what it wants.

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Anonymous 1w

welcome back Brian Wilson

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Anonymous 1w

Was trying to remember where i heard that name from and then i had flashbacks

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Anonymous 6d

Yooooo, I LOVE Norbit🤣🤣

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Anonymous 6d

This is insane bc i literally watched orbit for the first time last night😭

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Anonymous

OP 1w

People need to be more silly during makouts

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Anonymous

#3 1w

“I’m a child…I’m with child”😭✋

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Anonymous

#4 1w

Is this sum Brian Wilson ball knowledge idk

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Anonymous

#5 1w

“I don’t weigh no damn 300 pounds!”

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Anonymous

#5 1w

how YOU doing

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Anonymous

#6 1w

post

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Anonymous

#8 1w

I thought rasputia was played by a real woman at first too…

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Anonymous

OP 6d

I weigh 165, how YOU doing!?

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