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He came in my eye, and I punched him in the balls
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Anonymous 20w

Projectile under some control versus punch under complete control idk At least you got mad at the source of the problem directly

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Anonymous 20w

whole house mad

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Anonymous 20w

Domestic violence isn’t funny

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Anonymous 20w

Just recoiled a lil

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Anonymous 20w

That once happened to me … 2 days before I had to get professional pictures taken. Luckily my eye was fine

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Anonymous 20w

I would too, that shit hurts

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Anonymous 20w

Same thing happened to me

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Anonymous 20w

That’s actually terrible. Assuming it was an accident, since you know, you can’t control where cum goes. That was an actual fucked up thing of you to do.

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Anonymous 20w

Wtf

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Anonymous 20w

Good

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Anonymous 20w

So you just assaulted someone

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Anonymous 20w

That’s hot

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Anonymous 20w

Bro it objectively is

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 20w

I thought pee was stored in the balls

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Anonymous 20w

Idk why this is downvoted physiologically you are correct only sperm which makes up abt 1% of semen is actually in the balls the vast majority of semen is secretions from the seminal vesicles and prostate glands during the ejaculation process

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 20w

It objectively is not sperm is made and stored in the balls but 99% of semen comes from glands which project into the urethra

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 20w

But you just admitted, it IS in the balls

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Anonymous 20w

Are you stupid or are you stupid????

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 20w

Spermatozoa (sperm cells) are created in the testes but the vast majority of semen (99%) is glandular secretions which does not occur in the testes (balls)

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 20w

1% of the cocktail is in the balls the vast majority of the volume comes from glands during ejaculation I promise you can look it up I’m well versed in A&P

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 20w

1%. Aka it’s in the balls.

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 20w

That’s not cum tho… cum is a culmination of sperm from the testes (abt 1%) and secretions from three different glands that project secretions into the urethra which protect, enable, and support sperm cells without these secretions which compose all of the loquid volume of cum sperm from the testes(balls) would be useless

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 20w

It’s true. I think it’s getting downvoted because it’s being patronizing. Personally, I downvoted it cause it was missing a comma.

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 20w

you’re a hero harry

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 20w

Oh shut up

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 20w

Wrong

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 20w

aim better. use your hands

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 20w

Aim? It’s literally an involuntary action. You don’t aim it. It just comes out of you. And you have no idea which direction it will go or how far it will go. Regardless, that’s still not an excuse to assault someone. If it was the other way around, and a guy punched a girl in her vagina in response to her accidentally squirting in his face, y’all would lose your fucking shit. 🙄

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 20w

Lmao, “it could literally go any direction” no I’m pretty sure it goes the in direction you point it. You act like you cum out of the side of your dick sometimes

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 20w

i’m not a guy so maybe i’m just ignorant, but it maybe it’s more about the pressure than aim? like if he was trynna do a cumshot on her face, and it felt really good and he came what if like the pressure kinda projected it to her eyes, but it wasn’t purposeful and he wasn’t aiming for her eyes

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 20w

People don’t point their dicks any sort of way to shoot their cum, it just happens. And use your fucking context clues. I didn’t meant that it would shoot out of the side of the penis. I meant that it could shoot just a little bit or shoot far, or that sometimes the muscles contract and it will shoot in a different direction. Again, that’s all irrelevant because OP still assaulted a sexual partner for something that was outside of their control.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 20w

It’s about both. If they were having vaginal sex and he was trying to cum on her stomach, he could’ve accidentally shot all the way on her face and into her eye. ‘Aim better’ is such a stupid thing to say’ when you never know how far it’s going to go and you don’t even know where the guy was aiming, if he was aiming at all.

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