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was cuddling post hookup w fwb when he grabbed my stomach and said “looks like someone’s gained a little weight” 😀
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Anonymous 7w

Rip off his nipple.

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Anonymous 7w

Tell him that his dick looks like it lost a little weight

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Anonymous 7w

he’s literally *only* saying that to try and embarrass you. would make me wonder why he needs to do that

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Anonymous 7w

jump him

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Anonymous 7w

guys he’s chill i swear 😭 cultural differences and whatnot. he’s been here for like a year or two and was genuinely confused when i took this as an insult

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Anonymous 7w

Stab in the left testi. With a sewing needle

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Anonymous 7w
post
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Anonymous 6w

Omg

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

I cackled

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

why the left? 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

He’s gonna miss that one more trust

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

Alright guys who told her our favorite is the left one??

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 7w

Diabolical

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

Left one has more spermatozoa

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