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Bf was doing dirty talk (à la breeding kink) and ended up calling me “such a good garbage disposal (for 💦)” and we had to stop Doing Things because I couldn’t stop laughing about it😭
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Anonymous 19w

Nah dirty talk is fine but calling me a dumpster is ridiculous 💔💔💔

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Anonymous 19w

Me every time a man tries to pull any variation of that nickname out #lockedandloaded 🙂‍↕️💅🏼 not around here partner…not around here

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Anonymous 19w

I also would’ve laughed my ass of if a man said that to me. That’s so fucking funny

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Anonymous 19w

Not me tho me and my gf love that

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Anonymous 19w

LMAOOOO W

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Anonymous 19w

yk what yea

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Anonymous 19w

Jfc take this post back to reddit PLEASE

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 19w

Apparently he was trying to find a synonym to “💦 dump” and spoke without thinking, he apologized for nearly 10 minutes solid immediately after it happened😭 I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing, mostly because I know he genuinely wasn’t thinking+wasn’t trying to be hurtful

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 19w

Honestly good for you guys! I just found being called “my good little garbage disposal” to be way too funny to stay In The Mood😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 19w

Okay ngl. That got me cackling wtffff

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 19w

As! You! Should!!!🏆👏🙂‍↕️ He only pulls it out when we discuss it beforehand and I tell him it’s something I’d like during talk, thankfully. He knows not to use degradation unless I ask for it+am in the headspace for it🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 19w

He was laughing about it too, thankfully. Genuinely as soon as he said it I went SILENT and side-eyed him for a second and we both just lost our shit cuz it was SUCH a silly/dumb thing to say😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 19w

Honestly the aftermath was really nice, we were both losing our shit laughing over it and trying to keep eachother from falling off the bed😭 He’s NEVER living this one down, he’s been apologizing for it literally all day he feels so bad but I keep laughing about it cuz it’s genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

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