was not prepared to read this at 8:30am🥀

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this exact this happened with my ex and he bought me a card that said “sorry for the accidental anal”

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I’ve had this happen

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I had this happen to me once and I think I yelped like a dog and lowkey passed out for a sec

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this is real asf actually

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Goddamn I can’t imagine this happening randomly

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this is my biggest fear

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did this in the bathroom one time while we were both looking in the mirror, i collapsed on the ground and was passed out for like a minute. woke up confused and crying

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