Making out in his lap, he says “I want to take you to my bed.” He stands up and trips over his rug. We crashed into a wall and I have a dark purple bruise on my arm from hitting a table. The good news is we laughed SO hard and *still* made it to his room
Valid for you but NOT valid for making me remember that encounter bc damn it if he wasn’t the best kiss I’ve ever had
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AnonymousOP11w
Sorry, queen
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Anonymousarachne11w
This is my first interaction with you and I am loving it
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AnonymousOP11w
Awe thank you sugar 🥰
But seriously tho how the FUCK are you gunna friendzone someone after that?
I feel like it’s out of embarrassment cuz of that situation cuz wdym yall were makin out and havin a good time then he FRIENDZONES YOU??? Gimme his number 😭
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Anonymousarachne11w
Oh, she’s not playing around. She will walk to this man’s house if she has to
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Anonymous#111w
Audacity is stored in the balls, I’m sure of it 😭
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Anonymousarachne11w
He started dating his coworker and I got to be the one to pick out all his outfits for the dates bc he’s colorblind😛
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AnonymousOP11w
NAHHHHHH WTF it’s confirmed
Audacity is in fact stored in the balls 😭 how In the ever loving fuck…
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Anonymousarachne11w
Girl do you want me to dm you the whole story because
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AnonymousOP11w
Bc lowkey it gets worse
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AnonymousOP11w
Yes please do if you want to do that totally up to you
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Anonymousarachne11w
Oh I’m always down to beat this horse
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Anonymousarachne11w
PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU IF YOU GO TO WHOOP HIS ASS WE CAN EACH BUST A BALL because why would he do that to such an incredible woman
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Anonymous#311w
Well aren’t you just a darling😭🫶🏻
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AnonymousOP11w
OP how did get worse OMG picking his outfits was the LINE where he lost my ability to not punch him in the face