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Who the FAWK just upvoted this and reminded me of how hard I got friendzoned after this 😭
Making out in his lap, he says “I want to take you to my bed.” He stands up and trips over his rug. We crashed into a wall and I have a dark purple bruise on my arm from hitting a table. The good news is we laughed SO hard and *still* made it to his room
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Anonymous 11w

Just a little trip down memory lane ☺️

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Anonymous 11w

Nah gimme bros number ill whoop his ass 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

Valid for you but NOT valid for making me remember that encounter bc damn it if he wasn’t the best kiss I’ve ever had

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

Sorry, queen

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Anonymous replying to -> arachne 11w

This is my first interaction with you and I am loving it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

Awe thank you sugar 🥰 But seriously tho how the FUCK are you gunna friendzone someone after that? I feel like it’s out of embarrassment cuz of that situation cuz wdym yall were makin out and havin a good time then he FRIENDZONES YOU??? Gimme his number 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> arachne 11w

Oh, she’s not playing around. She will walk to this man’s house if she has to

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

Audacity is stored in the balls, I’m sure of it 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> arachne 11w

He started dating his coworker and I got to be the one to pick out all his outfits for the dates bc he’s colorblind😛

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

NAHHHHHH WTF it’s confirmed Audacity is in fact stored in the balls 😭 how In the ever loving fuck…

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Anonymous replying to -> arachne 11w

Girl do you want me to dm you the whole story because

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

Bc lowkey it gets worse

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

Yes please do if you want to do that totally up to you

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Anonymous replying to -> arachne 11w

Oh I’m always down to beat this horse

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Anonymous replying to -> arachne 11w

PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU IF YOU GO TO WHOOP HIS ASS WE CAN EACH BUST A BALL because why would he do that to such an incredible woman

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 11w

Well aren’t you just a darling😭🫶🏻

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

OP how did get worse OMG picking his outfits was the LINE where he lost my ability to not punch him in the face

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