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a guy who *claimed* to be experienced was trying to eat me out and accidentally bit me HARD (luckily missed my clit), and the next morning i peed blood. a few months later i saw him on tinder with a line about how he’s a good eater in his bio.
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Anonymous 7w

I…for the first time I’m not sure what to say or how to console someone…. Bro ain’t an eater, he’s a BITER…😭

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Anonymous 7w

You took one for the team. Clearly he’s improving.

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Anonymous 7w

He said eater.. that’s what he did..

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Anonymous 7w

“but she asked for it” i- … James.. i can’t defend you with this one

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Anonymous 7w

Getting toothy head but as a woman gotta be the craziest thing I’ve heard of.

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Anonymous 7w

Bro is he Wilbur soot??

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Anonymous 7w

omfg

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Anonymous 7w

WHY WOULD YOU BE BITING ANYWHERE DOWN THERE HARD

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Anonymous 7w

These performative ass eaters are ridiculous. Real ones don’t need a spoon for fruit cups

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Anonymous 7w
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Anonymous 7w

Bro took sharking too seriously 😭

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Anonymous 7w

does he know he isn’t supposed to chew

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Anonymous 7w

This is not a fear that should have any validation anywhere in the world. Whyyy

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Anonymous 7w

You messing with the wrong ones

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Anonymous 7w

Eater as in cannibal??? tf is wrong with him???

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Anonymous 7w

You may be entitled to financial compensation.

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Anonymous 7w

I’m so sorry.

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Anonymous 7w

Careful, ppl have bit and given blood clots 😰🩸

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Anonymous 7w

I’ve learned to never believe someone who endorses their own sexual expertise. It’s almost always due to lack of self-awareness.

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Anonymous 7w

Ooooooh yikes

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Anonymous 7w

The Brighton Biter ahh guy

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Anonymous 7w

yes! thats him!

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Anonymous 7w

Genuinely horrifying

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

i mean he was telling the truth when he said he was an eater, he just didn’t clarify that it was in a cannibalistic way

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

ok so about that

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

this post was about a later encounter with the same guy

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

There was a SECOND encounter? I would’ve been gone with the wind after the first one. 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

You didn’t learn your lesson?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

I wouldn’t be surprised if she gives him another chance next week💀

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Anonymous 7w

Downvoted.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

Rudeeee

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 7w

He hardly knew ‘er…

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 7w

💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

I’m assuming it’s from a different person who posted the other encounter

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 7w

No that was me

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

Can I be your next mistake? 🫣

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

🫡

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

No

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

to establish dominance

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 7w

Happened to me lowkey but he didn’t chomp my shit 😭 think he was trying to give it a hickey LMAO

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

lol me when I lost my virginity except he did bite my clit

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 7w

He’s a man of taste

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 7w

Found him

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 7w

That dirty fuck he did the same shit to me

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 6w

I’m fucking screaming at this picture😭 he looks like he’d do this shit

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 6w

Ew… He looks like the type ngl

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 6w

The fact that you had the same experience with the same man is WILD

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 6w

Exactly my ex said he was a major munch but only ever attempted to go down once. He was scared for some reason idk why

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