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a guy who *claimed* to be experienced was trying to eat me out and accidentally bit me HARD (luckily missed my clit), and the next morning i peed blood. a few months later i saw him on tinder with a line about how he’s a good eater in his bio.
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Anonymous 21h

I…for the first time I’m not sure what to say or how to console someone…. Bro ain’t an eater, he’s a BITER…😭

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Anonymous 20h

You took one for the team. Clearly he’s improving.

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Anonymous 17h

“but she asked for it” i- … James.. i can’t defend you with this one

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Anonymous 13h

He said eater.. that’s what he did..

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Anonymous 9h

omfg

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Anonymous 8h

You messing with the wrong ones

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Anonymous 9h

I’m so sorry.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 21h

i mean he was telling the truth when he said he was an eater, he just didn’t clarify that it was in a cannibalistic way

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 20h

ok so about that

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 20h

this post was about a later encounter with the same guy

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 19h

There was a SECOND encounter? I would’ve been gone with the wind after the first one. 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 19h

You didn’t learn your lesson?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 19h

I wouldn’t be surprised if she gives him another chance next week💀

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Anonymous 9h

Downvoting me is a form of kink shaming!

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9h

Downvoted.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 9h

Rudeeee

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8h

He hardly knew ‘er…

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