Best thing to do is start sleeping with cops. Their friends will let you off if you get caught.

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The same cop?

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I have yet to be caught by a cop cracking, but I’m scared the day is soon

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“You again”

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Nothing gets the adrenaline going more than ducking down mid stroke because the lots security’s shining their headlights at you

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This sound like a fanfic I’d read

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I almost got caught, the titties were out, and all of a sudden a cop flashes light through the window and I thought we were getting abducted by UFO😭

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