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"do you like that" well that's my urethra, not my clit
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Anonymous 10w

“Yeah, you like that?” Well, thats my outer labia 🥀

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Anonymous 10w

felt the pain by just reading that

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Anonymous 10w

I think it’s the thought that counts

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Anonymous 10w

😂 does that hurt?

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Anonymous 10w

he knew that, he was just asking if you liked it twin

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Anonymous 10w

Atleast he’s got the right mindset 😭

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Anonymous 10w

*that’s my thigh actually

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Anonymous 10w

“Oh yeah you like that?” that’s my ass not my pussy

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Anonymous 10w

Was literally fingering my asshole.

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Anonymous 10w

SON IM CRYING

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Anonymous 10w

How does this happen. Did bro not watch a single porn video or sum??

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Anonymous 10w

I’m fucking dying😭😭

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Anonymous 10w

😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous 10w

had a man like that once 🫩

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Anonymous 10w

lol

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Anonymous 10w

Maybe he’s very into sounding.

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Anonymous 10w

Same thing

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Very much so.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

Next time a girl chomps your shit, just straight teeth, i hope u also say its the thought that counts

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

no? do thoughts produce orgasms?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 10w

he obviously doesn’t

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 10w

Then the answer is no LOL

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

holy shit stfu 😭😭😭do good vibes pleasure u

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Anonymous 10w

someone needs to check your browser history

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 10w

There’s such a thing as a joke

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 10w

Curious… Can you tell me more about these “jokes”? — A woman who has been on this earth just as long as you can.

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 10w

They can

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 10w

They’re probably aware of that one

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 10w

Bruhh why are we talking about cans

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 10w

USA food shortage inbound ma boy, better learn to pickle and can

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 10w

You know damn well that if the post said “gave him head and chomped his dick” and someone said it’s the thought that counts you’d find it funny

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 10w

Thank you for explaining to me what I’d find funny! I was unsure. I didn’t say the original comment was unfunny 🤷‍♀️ I just said that it’s a little condescending to tell someone “this is a joke”. Everyone knows it’s a joke. We’re joking too. No hard feelings here lol

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

wait i lowkey don’t get it… why?

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 10w

😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 10w

Anddd you didn’t say anything bc you did like it orrrr? Lmao like this one is wild

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 10w

Bro was VERY lost

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