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got horny at work and thought maybe i could just go to the staff bathroom for a bit, finger myself, and go back. i accidentally squirted all over the floor, left a puddle, and ran out of clean towels. had to lock the door with an "out of order" sign🥲
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Anonymous 3w

Dawg wtf

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Anonymous 3w

What’s your job???👀

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Anonymous 3w

Omgggg how did you accidentally squirt??

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

office at a resort lol

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Actually that’s not the worst place for that to happen😭believe it or not. Better that than a funeral home or a classroom

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 3w

i don't do it that often so i wasn't expecting it😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

At work or finger yourself? 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

So what made it happen that time 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

nah like i don't always squirt, only happens a few times at random so i didn't think it would happen then🥲

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 3w

idk, maybe anxiety at potentially getting caught🫣

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

One of my friends hooked up at a cemetery 😂 we don’t let him live that shit down

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

That’s diabolical juju

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

You’re tellin me!

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