I was gonna say cool idea but the path to ground would not go through the person on the pole, but I guess the essay guy already has that covered omfg

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What you do is go downstairs and knock on doors until you find someone who either admits to having a stripper pole (sorry but if they do this you gotta complain to the building manager) or who is so embarrassed they either close the door in your face or immediately apologize. The latter person will likely take it out without being asked

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