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Anonymous 7w

The weird part is while this is a shitpost, it could also be a shitpost made by a bored geologist with actual accurate wine-rock pairings

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Anonymous 7w

Concrete and Josh

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Anonymous 7w

still can't believe gravel is a wine descriptor

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Anonymous 7w

As someone who knows nothing about wine or rocks this makes perfect sense

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Anonymous 7w

Do you lick rock first then drink the wine? Or dip it in the wine and then lick the rock?

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Anonymous 7w

Hard

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

I fully believe this to be the case and am tempted to actually get each wine a rock pairing to try

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

*and

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

If you do, make sure to tell me how licking a wine-dipped rock goes . . . That's probably a new sentence

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 7w

Like people always say they taste “earthy tones” or something in wine so yeah. Next we need types of wood with scotch

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

I’m choosing to believe this is a real post but about the type of soil the grapes are grown in

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Anonymous replying to -> goldn 7w

Literally n figuratively btw

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

This guy gets it

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