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If you are wearing these shorts I am assuming that you did it on purpose and are giving me and anyone else permission to stare laser beams into your butt
135 upvotes, 12 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Gym. "If you are wearing these shorts I am assuming that you did it on purpose and are giving me and anyone else permission to stare laser beams into your butt"
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Anonymous 11w

Clothes are never an invitation to do anything to someone. Ever. I used to do swim team, and I learned not to stare at people in speedos and tight one pieces because I grew the hell up. If you can’t handle working out with people, work out in a friend’s basement.

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Anonymous 11w

they make my flat booty look so plump and yummy and mmm mmm mm

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Anonymous 11w

these are the worst shorts to run in omg. one minute in and they're already in your cologne and it makes my underwear shift. plus they're usually thin so your underwear line is even worse. like i'm not gonna wear a thong to work out hell naw. evil ass shorts

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Anonymous 11w

I am actually

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Anonymous 11w

Hot take, I actually hate these shorts. I have had two pairs of them rip on the scrunch when I wasn’t even tugging them

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Anonymous 11w

True the best shorts of all time

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Anonymous 11w

What shorts

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

👀

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Anonymous 11w

As you should

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Anonymous 11w

I’m biologically programmed to freeze and do nothing in an emergency, but I did CPR on someone. Lack of self control is a skill issue

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 11w

*colon

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

The… ones in the picture

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