I demand respect and for my packages to be delivered with poise. I went back inside and whipped out my trusty binoculars to supervise his every move, as one does when being tested. I have been TRAINED for moments like this, my boundaries were being violated and I knew what needed to happen next…

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I tried the least volatile option first by just calling corporate. They asked me to “hold.” I did, but I was seething. While on hold, I noticed he adjusted the package twice. Why twice. What was wrong with the first placement. I wrote the time down and took a photo.

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I couldn’t help but notice your awfully inappropriate name and picture icon! God has taken notice of this and you surely will be prayed for in church this Sunday, AMEN. #WAP #LiveLaughLove - Sent from Janice Anne Haley Marie’s iPhone 11

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I believe I am a pioneer for other moms, bravely sounding the alarm about what to look out for when it comes to these sneaky pest of delivery drivers. If I hadn’t intervened, who knows what could have happened. I don’t even like to think about it. This FRAUD of a delivery driver then had the nerve to try and “gaslight” me by saying things like “ma’am please step away from the vehicle” and “I’m just doing my job.” Classic deflection. Textbook behavior. I will not be silenced. I KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT

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Omg girl you’re so brave! I need to tell this to Jeanne and Martha as soon as possible! I will also be sharing this to my Facebook page. This extremely unprofessional and I will be bringing this up at the next HOA meeting. Thanks! - Chrysanthemum Dingleberry

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What is the temperature outside? -Sent from “Jennifer’s Nokia”

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As he was fiddling with my package (which made me even MORE suspicious) I tiptoed around to his rear left tire and got to work. It was important that I stopped this outlandish behavior before it spread to the other moms in the neighborhood. I am a protecter. I am brave. I know what is right.

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Soon, it became clear that corporate was not competent enough to deal with their own employees. I had to take matters into my own hands. I took out my tire slasher and went outside.

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Did you piss on him?

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This entire conversation is being monitored by the HOA and is being forwarded to the appropriate investigatory personnel.

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