Group where we all pretend to be Karens on Sidechat | Hey everybody I’m Chuck Shusterbottom. I’m writing this on my burner phone so don’t tell my wife. Anyhow, I’m looking for a desirable woman ‘cause my wife just ain’t doing it for me no more. Let me know if any of y’all are interested. God bless, Chuck

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Hey everybody I’m Chuck Shusterbottom. I’m writing this on my burner phone so don’t tell my wife. Anyhow, I’m looking for a desirable woman ‘cause my wife just ain’t doing it for me no more. Let me know if any of y’all are interested. God bless, Chuck

174 upvotes, 23 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Group where we all pretend to be Karens. "Hey everybody I’m Chuck Shusterbottom. I’m writing this on my burner phone so don’t tell my wife. Anyhow, I’m looking for a desirable woman ‘cause my wife just ain’t doing it for me no more. Let me know if any of y’all are interested.

God bless,
Chuck"

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Anonymous 2w

Chuck, this is not like you!! The devil has come into your body and taken your soul. I will be telling pastor Mike about this on Sunday. God bless. -Betty Crockett Big.bettyC@yahoo.com

Anonymous 2w

hi chuck, i am interested -Leslie’s burner phone

Anonymous 2w

I’M TELLING YOUR WIFE AT CHRUCH THIS SUNDAY. AND LESLIE I WOULD TELL YOUR HUSBAND IF YOU HAD ONE. SINNERS. 😡 😡 - Sent from Janice’s iPhone 11

Anonymous 2w

Into hung Latino men?

Anonymous 2w

Hiya Chuck, Larry here. How about you put the “bottom” in that surname of yours and bring that tight ass to my place tomorrow at 7pm? I’ll give you a pounding no woman can. Let me know. 👍 -Larry

Anonymous 2w

Hey Chuck, just wanted to let you know I heard your wife talking to some guy named Chate Jipitee. Guess the immigrants are coming for more than our jobs, heh. Anyway I’d get rid of the old ball and chain sooner rather than later if I were you. Love, your pal Jeff okay send message Siri send message stop writing the words are you sending this to the government stop or I’m throwing you in the trash hey son get in here how do I get the words to stop coming oh got it thank

Anonymous 2w

Posting on YikYak on a burner is wild

Anonymous 2w

Chuck, i found a strange pair of handcuffs that aren’t ours in my suitcase. Call me. I’m staying at my mothers. LisaShusterbottom@yahoo.com

Anonymous

#2 2w

While I agree with the sentiment, Janice, you are not free from sin either!! You’re using an iPhone 11!? That was created by the devil to distract us from our praise!! I will be talking with Father Patrick about this tomorrow morning, 8:45am sharp!! -SuEllen’s BlackBerry DTEK50

Anonymous

thetickler69 2w

You sound just like my wife after she found out about my porn addiction! Truth is, I’m just an honest man looking for some Hokey Pokey in his life! Ain’t nothing wrong with that! God Bless, Chuck

Anonymous

#2 2w

My wife already knows. Why you figure I’m using my burner phone? She done confiscated my old phone. ‘Said we couldn’t continue the relationship until we went to couples counseling. I told her no ‘cause therapy’s for liberals. Anyhow, we’re still married after all these years. I ain’t doin’ nothing wrong. God bless, Chuck

Anonymous

#1 2w

I’ll treat you to dinner at our local Bob Evan’s! We can go on Sunday to get the senior discount! God bless, Chuck

Anonymous

OP 2w

I am so glad you want to make plans Chuck, I will have you know my schedule is tight as I am attending court soon for the so called “first degree murdur” charge of my previous husband. Please note that I am very loving as a wife and hopefully we have a chance to go to the Bob Evan’s soon. I get a double discount because I am so loving. Thanks, Leslie’s burner phone

Anonymous

#2 2w

I will have you know Janice my husband is resting in peace right now, for reasons that do not have to do with me. This is out of line even for you. -Janice’s burner phone

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Anonymous

OP 2w

Chuck Maybe I’d like to partake in some Hokey Pokey. God bless, Betty Crockett

Anonymous

#8 2w

Johnathan, what is this “yakyak “ your talking about ??

Anonymous

#1 2w

Just for clarification, the above person with the same name as me in the comments is Leslie Burnerphone not Leslie Applebee’s. -HOA Presidential Candidate Leslie Applebee’s

Anonymous

#10 2w

That’s okay Leslie Applebee’s. You can come too 😉 God bless, Chuck

Anonymous

#6 2w

Hey Larry, I’ll have to take you up on that offer! We’ll just have to be more careful this time. My wife found the dirty condom you left in the trash last time. Damn woman wouldn’t let me go outside for weeks! God bless, Chuck

Anonymous

#7 2w

Damn immigrants always up to no good! Thanks for letting me know! Good thing our dear president is taking care of them for us. Surprised ICE hasn’t gotten to this so called “Chate Jipitee” yet. I’ll have to report him. God bless, Chuck

Anonymous

thetickler69 2w

You’re welcome around my place anytime, Betty! Just not when my wife is over 😉. You should be able to come over tomorrow, she’s away in Texas since her mom got a stroke. Anyhow, I’ve got some toys for the best Hokey Pokey of your life! God bless, Chuck

Anonymous

#6 2w

LARRY. JUST BECAUSE I HAD A WORK CONFERENCE DOES NOT GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO SLEEP WITH MEN. I THOUGHT WE WORKED THROUGH THIS WHEN THERE WAS THAT WHOLE ORDEAL WITH JOHN. CALL ME. - NANCY

Anonymous

#12 2w

Ah, damn, Lisa, way to spoil your early anniversary gift! I had been meaning to give you those as a present for being my beautiful and wonderful wife. And as for this post, this wasn’t me! Our little Johnny must’ve stolen my burner phone to write this. He’s always been the mischievous one! Please take me back Lisa, Chuck